Out of Mads' Mouth

In reference to her bum...
'I have to buy a new bum because this bum is cracked.'

'Eggs make my bum stink.'

I told Madeleine that Santa was bringing Grandma and Grandpa out here to visit, after they arrived, she went outside and sat on the porch. When I asked her what she was doing, she said 'Waiting for Santa to come.'

As a revisit to my bathroom post, Madeleine has washed her hands in the toilet...great.